They make wooden keyboards. I was complaining about my keyboard and Jim said, "Why don't you get a wooden one?" I thought he was just making fun of me. I like things made of wood. I like things without motors like canoes, bicycles and push lawn mowers. He thinks I'm from another century, so I thought he was putting me on. It turns out that he was serious. He found one for me. It's made of bamboo. I love it. I love the way it looks. I love the way it feels. I love the noise it makes when I press the keys. It even has a matching mouse.